Monday, February 02, 2009

so many people running on the tread mill.

the thin girl is running from the divorce thats yapping at her heels. its so close now that she can feels its hot breath on the back of her legs. she runs faster and harder, but it never seems to get tired or slow down. that dirty dog.

on the treadmill next to her, the fat lady, running from the doctors. they've jumped into an ambulance and they've got the sirens blaring. they're coming to take her away, to jab needles in her arms and take her blood pressure and pump her with pills. run lady. run. your life depends on it.

in the mirror i can see the gay hair dresser. trying to run like a boy. every now and then, his arms flap a bit, like he's just spotted his favourite rock star, and like he's going to faint, and like, its like, just too much. eeeeeeeeee.

then there's the 40 something woman running from her age.

the israeli body guard running behind the terrorists, running from the terrorists, running with anger, running from fear, running to save his girlfriend, and the rabbi and the wife.

the 40 something man. running to forget. forget the woman he loves. loved. forget that she married someone else. forget the times they made love together. forget. forget. forget.

and then me. i'm just running so i don't get fat :)

5 comments:

Monika said...

lol!!! that was a good one...wondering which category that i fall into :)

goldfluke said...

and i am running to catch up with my perception of myself :)

byker7 said...

While you were away:

A number of prophets sprang up, all claiming to know the one, true interpretation of your writings.

Armageddon was postponed for another 2,000 years, despite all our best efforts.

Some crazy people claimed that three days after your last pst, they saw you listening to Stairway to Heaven on an ipod.

A Spaniard got so bugged with waiting for you to write, he seized control of the whole damn country and began torturing anyone who had not yet read your archives.

The whole of England got fed up of waiting for you to post, and said "chuck it, let's see what that dozy cow, bridget jones is up to."

agent green glass said...

ha...nicely put. i'm running for the same reason. but damn, doesn't seem to be helping.

Revati Upadhya said...

hahaha, brilliantly said!
i for one cant say i run ONLY so i dont get fat.. so i do identify with the post

:)
good to have you back!