THE WORST MAID CONTEST
in random order, feel free to add horrors of your own.



1. My maid and my driver are having an affair.

2. My maid sneezes into the atta.

3. My maid consumes 2 kilos of sugar a month.

4. I caught my maid sprawled asleep on my bed, spit drooling down the side of her mouth onto my expensive bed linen.

5. My maids son plays on the sofa and dirties it.

6. My maid sneaks her lover into the house at night.

7. My maid is an alcoholic. (i swear)

8. My maid is a bar dancer. (as accused by the other help)

9. My maid eats up all of last nights expensive dessert, for breakfast.

10. My maid slashed herself in order to fake a robbery.


Conclusion: Finding Mr Right may prove slightly easier than finding Ms Perfect Maid.